The Menu

Ok so there's:

a) the possibility of missing siblings at Christmas;

b) the homelessness come January;

c) the boyfriend moving 8 hours away;

d) the being stood up by "friends";

e) the profs putting you down when you aren't well enough to be in class;

f) the unfulfilling and soul-sucking job;

g) the fulfilling but underpaying job;

Let's see what's up next on the menu?

A punch in the face perhaps?
Being hit by a bus maybe?
Being trampled on by a hurd of wild and clawed baboons?

BRING IT ON BITCHES!!!

As JBJ lamely put it:

"When the world gets in my face,
I say:
HAVE A NICE DAY!"